Since some proteins can be assembled in more ways than there are atoms in the universe why do the sequences of amino acids and bases vary between species in exactly the way evolution predicts?
Because scientists are dishonestly trying to make the model fit the evidence.
Why do humans and other primates have virus DNA, and other bits of non-coding text, in exactly same place in their genomes?
Because God has full licensing rights to His intellectual property and likes to recycle where he can.
Why do humans and other species have broken genetic code for features that they no longer possess?
Because this DNA serves some unknown purpose and we just have to have faith and one scientist at one time didn't understand the purpose of one line of genetics that was later found out to be meaningful so now we're perfectly justified in believing that all junk DNA is meaningful . . . and also imperfection and fallen world and stuff.
Why does human chromosome 2 consist of two primate chromosomes joined end-to-end?
Sometimes painters use two different colors. And sometimes painters mix colors to produce an entirely new color.
How do you explain the amazing fossils that demonstrate major transitions?
Piltdown Man was a hoax so therefore all transitional fossils are hoaxes.
Why do the same fossils always appear in the same layers of rock in a way that is totally predictable?
Because during the flood larger animals could run to higher ground faster so they're in the top strata and slower animals are in deeper strata.
Who were the hominids that walked upright more than 3 million years ago?
Scientists just make up dates and stuff and the hominids are really only six thousand years old.
Why do humans have vestigial features?
We just don't understand their purpose yet and God will fix us back to our former glory so we can use them and stuff.
Why does the distribution of species align exactly with evolution?
Because God intelligently designed his creations . . . ?
How does creationism explain bad design like the recurrent laryngeal nerve?
Who are we to question God?